Sunday, October 17, 2010

Classic Record Reviews: Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing

 Hello, this is Hear Nothing, See Nothing, Say Nothing a review. Discharge is kind of like the god of Hardcore, sort of generic hardcore but in a good way because they sort of revolutionized hardcore. These 30 second to a minute songs may have one verse then stop, but they get the idea out, and quick. For some people they don't get it, but for others its glass clear, no in between attitudes. The songs are pretty much about being mad about the government for having war and violent activity. The cover art pretty much explains the title: an ear, an eye, a mouth, but also, "hello cabbage face I will eat you now," yeah I don't get it either. They should've called it Hear Nothing, See Nothing, Say nothing, Eat Nothing Healthy.

From Russia with Love (1963): A Review

Hello, I'm here with a review of From Russia with Love. Get ready to first go to not Russia but Turkey, yeah big shocker. James actually doesn't go to Russia it's only creepy senior spy and some other lady that does. This movie has slightly more action than Dr. No and better special effects, but I still didn't like it as much maybe it was that scene where some girl is dancing then gets shot, wait that happens in all of them. But besides that this movie is filled with car chases, duh, boat chases, huh, and lots of making out, duh. Hold your fire it ain't over yet we still have to steal a guy's truck then drive it to the guy's boat and umm, go to Venice. So yeah, 4 stars.

Action Rating:
He killed 5 dudes and 2 ladies (not funny.)
He was in 3 car chases and 1 boat chase.
He fired one hand bazooka and killed 3 boats.
He made out with someone he knew 4 times. 
He made out with someone he didn't know 1 time (messed up?)