Tuesday, June 14, 2011

The Shining: A Review

Hello there, today I'm reviewing The Shining. From a few people I've heard "this is the scariest movie I've ever seen." It was the scariest movie I've ever seen, yet it wasn't scary. The chase in the hedge maze was pretty awesome though. And the elevator with the geyser of blood. It was an extremely well acted movie, showing how he gradually went crazy, and the writing of the same phrase over and over again was pretty weird. And the kid was probably the best child actor I've ever seen. I'm gonna start walking around with a knife yelling "REDRUM." Anyway on the Scary-Scale I give it a 4.0. This movie didn't really scare me.


  1. the scariest part is those twin girls. try watching that part of the film on endless loop! You'll poop your pants! I did. The book goes into more detail,and has a bunch of good stuff,they probably couldn't put in the movie. Most kids don't know who Johnny Carson is,so that scene won't make sense to them,because Jack Nicholson's name isn't Johnny. If You Can Fly,Kick A Bird Out The Air Like This!??!!
    -Mixmaster Toilet Wig

  2. "It was the scariest movie I've ever seen, yet it wasn't scary."

    Yep, Ezra's a badass.

  3. This movie is more weird than scary, I think. It has a creepy feeling to it. I like it a lot.

  4. You are made of sterner stuff than I, sir.